About Us

May Charlotte Ramsbottom is a 53-year-old personal trainer who enjoys adult colouring books, watching television and hockey. She is giving and brave, but can also be very sadistic and a bit lazy.

She is a French Jedi who defines herself as gay. She has a degree in sports science. She is obsessed with over-knee socks.

Physically, May is not in great shape. She needs to lose quite a lot of weight. She is tall with olive skin, black hair and black eyes.

She grew up in a middle class neighbourhood. After her mother died when she was young, she was raised by her father

She is currently single. Her most recent romance was with a scientist called Dominique Spencer Li, who was 14 years older than her. Dominique died in 2014. The papers reported the cause of death: ‘stroke’.

May has five children with late girlfriend Dominique: Jean aged 14, Geraldine aged 16, Darcie aged 21, Mallory aged 24 and Chantelle aged 28.

May’s best friend is a personal trainer called Rebecca Ortiz. They have a very firey friendship. She also hangs around with a personal trainer called Charlotte Chavez. They enjoy cookery together.